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ac00perw: http://t.co/X4H2qZH9 He's on to something. Enjoy.

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ac00perw: Slinky likes our new plant http://t.co/8QqnW6WE

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ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh I frickin love the cli

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ac00perw: I forget- how many fingers do I have to mail to Firefox in order to authenticate Firefox Sync?

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ac00perw: Why is @Spotify throwing some shit band I've never heard of into my "Top Artists?" Anyone else have this issue?

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ac00perw: Pinterest is also about 98% 12 yr olds.

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ac00perw: I think Pinterest is about 82% fashion, 15% kittens, and 3% "other"

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ac00perw: I raise money for shelter kitties. Won't you help me? My goal is $25. I'd like to double that. http://t.co/tDiaeTaJ

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ac00perw: Loving #UnitedStats on @HistoryChannel. The @SklarBrothers make it doubly fun (I hate myself).

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ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh #JiffyLube is where I go if I need a major fuckover.

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ac00perw: Is it me or is buying #OSX Lion from the “App Store” akin to getting a quarter gumball out of a machine at Shaws?

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ac00perw: Anybody else having trouble going to their happy place? #FleshEatingBacteria

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ac00perw: I'm starting a The Mars Volta cover band that plays their songs disco called The Mars Travolta.

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ac00perw: The Original Mothers of Mother's Day... Band http://t.co/dJTgpIzA

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ac00perw: ... or your balls http://t.co/JJYs3obr

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ac00perw: @MikeAndMike #Beckett: The delicious combination of herbs and spices made him play golf. #KFC

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ac00perw: Trying to figure out why it smells like pineapple farts in here.

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ac00perw: I can't wait to eat a gluten free dessert that doesn't taste like it's made out of sand castles.

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ac00perw: #BTV #BVT #Vermont RT @robdelaney: #MONTREAL: I'll be doing a week of headlining shows at @Just_For_Laughs this July.

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ac00perw: Look what you've done, North Carolina- now we're forced to confiscate your NASCAR.

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ac00perw: @CoachMattOBrien I must be in the minority as a hoops fan who could care less about college football.

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ac00perw: Something about #Spotify? Seems in order to share songs and "be social" you have to enable #Facebook access. That's shit.

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ac00perw: Ollie's dragon is looking mighty scary http://t.co/iggivP2k

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ac00perw: @OnomatoSteveUh Ur phone looks like mine after Taylor finished tripping on it. It was dark for weeks before somebody noticed.

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ac00perw: Battle tofu begins in kitchen stadium http://t.co/5juBoj5f

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ac00perw: RT @ApocalypseHow: HILARIOUS. Kevin Sorbo as "Hercules" speaks his stage-direction: http://t.co/brki5rlU

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ac00perw: anybody know what happened on swift st in south Burlington Vermont? ambulances and cops and stuff

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ac00perw: Bellows Falls. A small town in Vermont and perhaps the worst Spoonerism of any town anywhere in the world.

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ac00perw: Thx to Twitter, EVERYBODY has "trending" topics now: What's trending on #ESPN? What's trending in the News? What's trending in my pants?

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ac00perw: RT @Mike_Doughty_: Higher Ground, venerable Burlington, VT club; schedule from 2000, hung among many posters/p @ Higher Ground http://t ...